Daily Divination for October 31st, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the sun reversed, the empress and the fool reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Sun Reversed

In the past, you were very lonely and had few friends.

Present: The Empress

Now, a strong woman has entered your life, with whom you share a sisterly bond.

Future: The Fool Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will find that you have made a bad decision and feel that you are unable to proceed with your goals.

Internet, you had an awkward phase that seemed to last an eternity. No one wanted to be around you for a long while. You’ve found a nice woman online that you talk to frequently, but, this being the internet, who knows if she is who she says she is. Actually, it’s going to turn out that’s she’s really one of your enemies and she’s been using your chat sessions to gather personal information about you. On the bright side, you’re going to be turned into a meme, but, on the negative side, all the things about you on the internet are going to harm your chances for future employment.

Daily Divination for October 3rd, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the five of cups, the empress and the six of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Cups

You have experienced a loss in the past that has hurt you greatly. You fail to realize that you haven’t lost everything and you still have some things to feel thankful for.

Present: The Empress

Today, you have been giving into your carnal desires, which, surprisingly, will lead to a birth of new creativity.

Future: The Six of Cups

If this continue on their present course, you will find yourself looking at the past in a pleasant new light and will be able to move forward peacefully.

Internet, your hard drive may have fail, but you still have your thumb drives. You ate a bunch of Jos. Louis and the sugar high gave you a good idea for a new meme. You’ll remember your lost memes fondly, but you’ll realize that using them over and over again was holding you back. It is time to move on, Internet.