Daily Divination for November 20th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the three of pentacles, the eight of swords and the four of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Pentacles

In the past, you developed a great artistic ability.

Present: The Eight of Swords

Now, you have received some bad new and have entered a period of crisis.

Future: The Four of Pentacles

In the future, you will begin hoarding our possessions.

Internet, you are really good at Photoshop and have actually made a career in retouching photos for online gossip blogs. Unfortunately, every twelve-year-old with a computer knows Photoshop these days and they’re undercutting your rates. You’re having trouble finding work and things are getting dire. You’ve been going to the food bank, but you’ve been bringing home more food tan you can eat and your home is filling up with cans. You’re going to need a hoarding intervention soon.

Daily Divination for November 7th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the queen of wands reversed, death reversed and the three of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Queen of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were plagued by jealousy in your relationships.

Present: Death Reversed

Now, you find that you’re stuck in a rut that you’re unable to get out of.

Future: The Three of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you develop a trade that you are quite skilled in.

Internet, how dare your best friend crush on Starbuck? Doesn’t he know that she’s yours? Anyway, since you found out that he likes her, you just can’t seem to bring yourself to write anymore slash fiction about her. You’re loosing your internet audience! Don’t worry though, you’re going to have an epiphany soon and discover a new form of fan fiction that no one have ever thought of yet!