Daily Divination for November 30th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace of pentacles, the four of cups and judgement
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Pentacles

In the past, you were very happy and had lots of money.

Present: The Four of Cups

Now, you have grown weary and you feel disappointed all the time.

Future: Judgement

If things continue along this path, you will be made to pay for your past crimes.

Internet, you didn’t chose the rogue life, the rogue life chose you. You have amassed a large sum of ill-gotten gold, but lately it your vast wealth isn’t making you happy anymore. Perhaps it’s because you can only buy fictional things with fictional money. Anyhoo, eventually the characters you robbed are going to gang up on you and take their stuff back.

Daily Divination for November 29th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the hierophant reversed, the eight of wands and the nine of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Hierophant Reversed

In the past, you were betrayed by a person you regarded as wise.

Present: The Eight of Wands

Now, you find yourself making hasty decisions.

Future: The Nine of Wands Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will face obstacles and adversity.

Internet, the sysop doesn’t always know everything, but arguing with them is a good way to get banned. Have fun trying to start over with Trade Wars on anther BBS.

Daily Divination for November 28th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace o cups reversed, the page of swords reversed and the six of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Cups Reversed

In the past, your home life was plagued with instability.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, you are suffering through an illness.

Future: The Six of Swords

If things continue along this path, you will attempt to escape your past troubles by going on a long journey.

Internet, I know having a cold can be a terrible thing, but, really, it’s no excuse for foregoing your plan to move out of your mom’s basement and escape her constant criticism. Come on, you can do it, Internet. I believe in you!

 

Daily Divination for November 27th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the magician, the king of pentacles reversed and the four of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Magician

In the past, you led a very creative life.

Present: The King of Pentacles Reversed

Now, you have become corrupt and are using deception and other underhanded techniques for financial gain.

Future: The Four of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, a whole new world of possibilities will open up for you.

Internet, you were crazy popular on deviantART, but you weren’t making any money selling prints. You’ve decided that you’re going to ripoff other artists to try and become even more popular and, guess what, it’s going to work and you’re not going to get caught! Nice things really do happen to bad people!

Daily divination for November 26th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the fool, the four of swords and the page of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Fool

In the past, you began an exciting adventure.

Present: The Four of Swords

Now, you are seeking solitude and peace and quiet.

Future: The Page of Swords

I things continue along this path, you find that you have become adept at puzzle solving.

Internet, you love you some adventure games. In fact, you sit around all day in your grandmama’s basement playing them. You going to become really good at finding the blue key, but also become really bad at real life.

Daily Divination for November 25th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the emperor reversed, the nine of cups reversed and the three of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Emperor Reversed

In the past, you acted very immaturely and inflicted your negative emotions on others.

Present: The Nine of Cups Reversed

Now, you’ve come into conflict with another and there a providing opposition to your selfish lifestyle.

Future: The Three of Cups

If things continue along this path, you and the person you have come into conflict with will make amends and resolve your dispute.

Internet, many times while playing online games you have logged out during a mission, much to your guild leader’s ire. Your guild leader is getting very close to expelling you. You better shape up and become a team player to make things right with him.