Daily Divination for December 8th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of wands reversed, the world reversed and the seven of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were offered help form another person but it came with a catch.

Present: The World Reversed

Now, you find that the help you were offered was ineffective and you are disappointing.

Future: The Seven of Wands Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will suffer a grave embarrassment.

Internet, beware strangers baring gifts. That free fully-leveled character you received didn’t even come with that good of gear. Plus, the person that gave it to you is a huge dork that’s conned you into becoming their fake internet friend. Have fun when this person starts bugging your real life friends on every social network you belong to.

Daily Divination for December 7th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the magician reversed, the eight of pentacles reversed and the seven of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Magician Reversed

In the past, you found your imagination waning.

Present: The Eight of Pentacles

Now, you are plagued with disillusionment and a lack of ambition.

Future: The Seven of Cups

If things continue along this path, you will become lost in fantasy and foolish daydreams, to escape your problems.

Internet, you used to have so many webcomic ideas, but after posting a new page three times a week for many years, you just got burned-out. Now, you are at a loss, because your webcomic was you only source of income. You’re probably going to find yourself sitting around your couch and reading urban fantasy novels to fill your time, in the near future.

 

Daily Divination for December 6th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of pentacles reversed, the ten of swords and the eight of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Pentacles Reversed

In the past, you did very sloppy work.

Present: The Ten of Swords

Now, you find that your life has fallen into ruination and you are filled with anguish.

Future: The Eight of Wands Reversed

If things continue along this path, your life will be utter discord and you will have many fights at home.

Internet, you only had a Mc Job, but you really should have taken it seriously. You’ve been fired. Now, you’re tapped in your mom’s basement and she really doesn’t appreciate you sitting around doing nothing but playing Pokémon all day. If you don’t turn things around soon, she’s going to take your Game Boy away.

Daily Divination for December 5th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the knight of wands reversed, the tower and the five of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Wands Reversed

In the past, your life was full of quarreling and discord.

Present: The Tower

Now, you find that your life has seen a sudden and severe change.

Future: The Five of Swords

If things continue along this path, you will be defeated.

Internet, you like to think of yourself as an expert card duelest, but lately, these new kids working their way up the ranks have been hitting you pretty hard. You just can’t get your head around their new style of dueling. You’re going to suffer a crushing defeat soon and probably decide to retire.

Daily Divination for December 4th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the eight of pentacles reversed, the queen of swords and the ten of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Eight of Pentacles Reversed

In the past you were disillusioned and you lacked ambition.

Present: The Queen of Swords

Now, you feel very alone in your misfortune.

Future: The Ten of Wands Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will suffer even more misfortune at the hands of a traitor.

Internet, you’ve been hounded by trolls your whole life. You could be a successful blogger, but you’re afraid of what people will think and say about you. It doesn’t help that you only have one regular commenter and you’re not sure that this person is genuine in their praise of you. Well, I’m here to tell you that they’re not. They’re only being nice to you to get close to you and gather information that they will use against you later.

Daily Divination for December 3rd, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the hierophant, the two of wands and the queen of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Hierophant

In the past, you associated with a powerful religious figure.

Present: The Two of Wands

Now, you’ve engaged in a new partnership.

Future: The Queen of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you will acquire an abundance of wealth.

Internet, partnering up with that that lawful good cleric was a great idea. You’re going to plunder many a dungeon together.