Daily Divination for November 1st, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the two of swords reversed, the page of swords reversed and the nine of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Swords Reversed

In the past, you have some treacherous and disloyal friends.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, all of your past friends’ lies have been revealed, but you still feel powerless.

Future: The Nine of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will be able to move on from your past difficulties and get on with your life.

Internet, it turns out that most of your twitter followers were actually bots following you because of your overuse of hashtags. You feel upset, because most of your tweet have just been you shouting into a void. You’ll get some real followers eventually, but it might take a while.

Daily Divination for October 7th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the nine of cups, the world and the six of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Cups

In the past, you were quite good at surmounting obstacles and completely our goals, obtaining financial gain in the process.

Present: The World

Now, you feel as though you are a success. You have achieved all the goals you have set out for yourself.

Future: The Six of Wands Reversed

Unfortunately, your future endevours will be plagued by delays and disloyalty.

Internet, I don’t know how, but you’ve found a way to make money off of Instagram. All of those self-portraits in your bathroom mirror have really paid off… somehow. Unfortunately, all of your internet friends are going to copy your swagger and dilute the market to the point were it’s no longer profitable for you. You’ll have to find another bandwagon to hitch a ride on.