Daily Divination for November 9th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the moon reversed, the emperor reversed and judgement reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Moon Reversed

In the past, you were taken advantage of by a deceptive person.

Present: The Emperor Reversed

Now, you feel indecisive and weak. You are having trouble controlling your emotions.

Future: Judgement Reversed

If things continue like this into the future, you will make hasty decisions and jump to rash conclusions about people.

Internet, you fell for a Nigerian email scam. Now, you don’t have much money left and you don’t know who to trust anymore. You’re going to become increasingly paranoid in the future, and think that everyone is out to get you.

Daily Divination for October 24th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with judgement reversed, the hanged man and the page of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Judgement Reversed

In the past, you managed to slip by and escape punishment for you misdeeds.

Present: The Hanged Man

But, now, your past has caught up to you and you will be made to answer for you actions.

Future: The Page of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, people will view you as a deviant and mistrust you.

Internet, you thought you were so clever with your seven proxies and your aliases, but an internet detective have finally tracked you down and you’re going to be made to pay for all your trolling. Your real name is going to be released and no one is going to like you anymore. neener neener