Daily Divination for November 14th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the five of wands, the king of pentacles and the moon
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Wands

In the past, you were unable to get your desires satisfied. There were always obstacles blocking your path.

Present: The King of Pentacles

Now, you’ve made a loyal friend with whom you might want to start a romantic relationship with.

Future: The Moon

If things continue along this path, it will actually turn out that your friend was being deceptive and you will be let heartbroken.

Internet, there were a great many things you would like to be doing on the internet that you can’t because you keep running up against paywalls. No matter, you’ve made yourself an in real life friend, who will keep your mind off of the internet and its many wonders… Actually, no they won’t. They just want to be your friend so that you will let your guard down and give them the opportunity to steal your priceless action figures.

Daily Divination for October 13th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the empress reversed, the moon and the ace of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Empress Reversed

In the past, you were a very anxious person and this caused you to be too scared to act in most situations.

Present: The Moon

At the present, you find that you have grievously deceived which only adds credence to your phobias

Future: The Ace of Wands

Surprisingly, if things continue along this path, you will find yourself having a reawakening and you will begin along a new path.

Internet, the outside world is a scary place and it doesn’t help that your parents recently told you you were going to Disney World, but it was really just a ruse to get you in the car, so that the could take you to the dentist and get your halitosis looked into. Don’t worry, though, because, in the future, you’re going to gain some confidence and be able to venture out on your own and explore the world.