Daily Divination for November 9th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the moon reversed, the emperor reversed and judgement reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Moon Reversed

In the past, you were taken advantage of by a deceptive person.

Present: The Emperor Reversed

Now, you feel indecisive and weak. You are having trouble controlling your emotions.

Future: Judgement Reversed

If things continue like this into the future, you will make hasty decisions and jump to rash conclusions about people.

Internet, you fell for a Nigerian email scam. Now, you don’t have much money left and you don’t know who to trust anymore. You’re going to become increasingly paranoid in the future, and think that everyone is out to get you.

Daily Divination for October 1st, 2012

a photo of a three card tarot spread with the two of pentacles, the moon reversed and the three of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Pentacles

In the past you have been able to have been able to balance multiple project to creative ends.

Present: The Moon Reversed

In the present, though, you find that your imagination is waning and you struggle to come up with new ideas.

Future: The Three of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will find that you have lost a great deal of face. You find it hard to move on from this loss.

Basically, internet, you’ve made a lot of interesting memes in the past, but you’re starting to stagnate. You need to stop with the “philosorapt0rs” and the “rage faces” and come up with something new, or everyone is going to think that you’re an idiot, internet.