Daily Divination for November 28th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace o cups reversed, the page of swords reversed and the six of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Cups Reversed

In the past, your home life was plagued with instability.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, you are suffering through an illness.

Future: The Six of Swords

If things continue along this path, you will attempt to escape your past troubles by going on a long journey.

Internet, I know having a cold can be a terrible thing, but, really, it’s no excuse for foregoing your plan to move out of your mom’s basement and escape her constant criticism. Come on, you can do it, Internet. I believe in you!

 

Daily Divination for October 17th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of cups reversed, the page of cups and the ace of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Cups Reversed

In the past, you have had unsatisfactory relationships that have almost always ended badly.

Present: The Page of Cups

Now, you found that you have met a person that seems as though they would be very trustworthy and loyal. You think that things might end up better this time.

Future: The Ace of Cups Reversed

Unfortunately, this person will not love you in the same way that you love them. You might be able to be friends, but your heart will break every time that you interact with them.

Internet, you did a lot of internet dating and it turns out that 90% of people do not match their online descriptions. Recently, you met someone in real life that is a really great person and you love spending time with them, but, in the future, they are going to friendzone you and you will be let holding their stuff while they try on jeans.