Daily Divination for November 20th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the three of pentacles, the eight of swords and the four of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Pentacles

In the past, you developed a great artistic ability.

Present: The Eight of Swords

Now, you have received some bad new and have entered a period of crisis.

Future: The Four of Pentacles

In the future, you will begin hoarding our possessions.

Internet, you are really good at Photoshop and have actually made a career in retouching photos for online gossip blogs. Unfortunately, every twelve-year-old with a computer knows Photoshop these days and they’re undercutting your rates. You’re having trouble finding work and things are getting dire. You’ve been going to the food bank, but you’ve been bringing home more food tan you can eat and your home is filling up with cans. You’re going to need a hoarding intervention soon.

Daily Divination for October 25th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the hierophant reversed, the ten of pentacles and the four of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Hierophant Reversed

In the past, you wear overly constricted by rules and regulations.

Present: The Ten of Pentacles

Despite your restrictive upbringing, you find yourself now very prosperous.

Future: The Four of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you will find that you become miserly and controlling over your family’s resources.

Internet, you parents wouldn’t let you do anything fun, when you were little, because they were afraid that you were going to get hurt. Now that you have grown up and made a small fortune you are starting to find that you are as controlling over your money as they were over your life. Buy yourself something nice before all that currency gets devalued!