Daily Divination for November 6th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the five of pentacles the knight of wands and the three of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Pentacles

In the past, you had very little money.

Present: The Knight of Wands

Now, you are leaving to embark on a journey.

Future: The Three of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will become engaged in a new enterprise.

Internet, you tried to make money making artisan meme t-shirts, but the people that wanted them couldn’t afford them. You’re moving back home to work on your dad’s bean farm. You’ll discover a new use for beans and be very successful in a new bean business.

Daily Divination for November 4th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the wheel of fortune reversed, the three of wands and the eight of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Wheel of Fortune Reversed

In the past, unexpected events cause you to fail at your goals.

Present: The Three of Wands

Now, you’ve learned to plan for he worst case scenario and your business negotiations have been more successful as a result.

Future: The Eight of Cups

Unfortunately, even though you have become better at planning your future plans will en in disappointment.

Internet, you can never know just when a hard drive is going to fail. That’s why it’s a good idea to backup your most important information in more than one spot. Of course, if that information you re backing up was never useful in the first place, then this point is moot.

Daily Divination for October 29th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of wands, the eight of cups and the hermit reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Wands

In the past, you were quite adept at business negotiations.

Present: The Eight of Cups

Now, you find that the business world no longer interests you, so you’ve abandoned it.

Future: The Hermit Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will suffer from your immature decisions and realize you should not have abandoned your business.

Internet, you made a lot of money selling your startup in Dot Com Bubble 2.0 and you decided that you’d like to retire at 25. Well, it turns out you needed far more money to support your lifestyle than you anticipated and now you’re broke. Too bad your first business’ success was just a fluke.

Daily Divination for October 2nd, 2012

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a three card taro spread with the king of cups reversed, the three of wands and the four of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The King of Cups Reversed

In the past, diplomacy has failed. You’ve been forced to go against your nurturing nature and act in a destructive manner to meet your goals.

Present: The Three of Wands

Today, you’re looking forward to a journey that may lead to financial gain and an escape from your past woes.

Future: The Four of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you obtain the financial gain that you seek, but you will be haunted by the methods that you used to obtain it.

Basically, Internet, you’ve been trolling your opponents to drive them out crazy and make them quit the internets. You’ve recently moved your blog to a new domain that people will like more, but you will feel ashamed at all the other blogs and people you had to destroy to be successful.