Daily Divination or November 23rd, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the two of cups, the devil and death reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Cups

In the past, you got married to a very good friend.

Present: The Devil

Now, you are feeling tempted by another person with possibly evil intentions.

Future: Death Reversed

If things continue along this path, your life will falter and stagnate.

Internet, you entire guild should up in-game to attend your online wedding to your internet sweetheart. Things have been really good with your cyber spouse, but you’ve met a sexy new avatar that’s drawing your attentions away from your loved one. This new person is possibly just trolling you, but you still feel excitement every time your chat with them. Is it worth it to pursue this new relationship when will destroy your old one? No. Neither of these online-only relationships are worth anything. Go outside, you weirdo.

Daily Divination for October 6th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with strength reversed, the two of cups and a blank card
Past Present Future

Past: Strength Reversed

In the past, you suffered a major illness that caused you weakness that lasted a long time.

Present: The Two of Cups

Despite your past misfortune, you find yourself deeply in love, now, with a partner that understands you.

Future: Blank

There is no future.

Internet, your ass-mar got the better of you for awhile, but that cute goth chick has finally come around and decided to go to the convention with you. Too bad the world is ending tomorrow.