Past: Justice
In the past, everything in you life was harmonious and balanced.
Present: The High Priestess
You find yourself now seeking higher learning.
Future: The Two of Cups Revsersed
If things continue along this path, you will find yourself unsatisfied in love.
Internet, sure, keeping to yourself and learning the abilities and strategy of every Magic: The Gathering card seems like a nice way you time now, but you’re never going to find yourself a person to spend your life with doing it.
Past: The Page of Wands
In the past, you made a very good friend, who has remained faithful to you to this day.
Present: The Seven of Pentacles
Now, you find that your business is growing and you have made vast financial gains.
Future: The Three of swords
Yet, in the future, you will be separated from your faithful friend and your business will falter.
Internet, your best friend and larping companion is going to fall in love and get a life. Making foam swords and selling them is just not going to be as fun anymore.
Past: The Wheel of Fortune Reversed
In the past you have suffered a lot of ill-luck and failures.
Present: The Ten of Pentacles
Now, you find that your luck has changed and you’ve recently achieved a large financial gain.
Future: The Page of Cups
If things continue in this way, you will meet a trustworthy business partner, who will help you achieve your goals.
Internet, you’ve tried coming up with ideas for t-shirt to sell online in the past, but all the phrases you would be hilarious to put on them ended falling flat. Luckily for you, you have recently come up with a t-shirt that was actually funny and it is selling well. In the future, you will meet up with a person who will be better at coming up with ideas, leaving the design aspect to you.
Past: The Two of Cups Reversed
In the past, you have had unsatisfactory relationships that have almost always ended badly.
Present: The Page of Cups
Now, you found that you have met a person that seems as though they would be very trustworthy and loyal. You think that things might end up better this time.
Future: The Ace of Cups Reversed
Unfortunately, this person will not love you in the same way that you love them. You might be able to be friends, but your heart will break every time that you interact with them.
Internet, you did a lot of internet dating and it turns out that 90% of people do not match their online descriptions. Recently, you met someone in real life that is a really great person and you love spending time with them, but, in the future, they are going to friendzone you and you will be let holding their stuff while they try on jeans.
Past: The Queen of Pentacles Reversed
In the past, you have had dealings with an untrustworthy individual. This has soured you on future relationships.
Present: The Eight of Swords
Today, you find yourself feeling sick over your past dealings and almost in a state of crisis.
Future: The Lovers Reversed
If things continue along this path, you’ll find yourself unable to trust anyone and your future relationships will be doomed.
Internet, you fapped to a trap and now you can’t go back.
Past: The Ace of Swords Reversed
I the past, you suffered a grave embarrassment, causing you to real into a self-destructive spiral.
Present: The Five of Pentacles Reversed
Now, people are starting to forget about the incident that embarrassed you and you life is starting to get back on track.
Future: The Five of Wands
If things continue along this path, someone is going to bring the embarrassing incident up again, causing further strife in you life.
Someone got a hold of your nudie pics and has been spreading them around, Internet. Sure, things have died down a bit and people have stopped talking about it, for the most part, but you just know, one day, someone is going to do a Google image search of your name and everyone is going to hear about it again. The lesson is: use real film and build your own darkroom.