Daily Divination for November 14th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the five of wands, the king of pentacles and the moon
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Wands

In the past, you were unable to get your desires satisfied. There were always obstacles blocking your path.

Present: The King of Pentacles

Now, you’ve made a loyal friend with whom you might want to start a romantic relationship with.

Future: The Moon

If things continue along this path, it will actually turn out that your friend was being deceptive and you will be let heartbroken.

Internet, there were a great many things you would like to be doing on the internet that you can’t because you keep running up against paywalls. No matter, you’ve made yourself an in real life friend, who will keep your mind off of the internet and its many wonders… Actually, no they won’t. They just want to be your friend so that you will let your guard down and give them the opportunity to steal your priceless action figures.

Daily Divination for October 15th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the ace of swords reversed, the five of pentacles reversed and the five of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Swords Reversed

I the past, you suffered a grave embarrassment, causing you to real into a self-destructive spiral.

Present: The Five of Pentacles Reversed

Now, people are starting to forget about the incident that embarrassed you and you life is starting to get back on track.

Future: The Five of Wands

If things continue along this path, someone is going to bring the embarrassing incident up again, causing further strife in you life.

Someone got a hold of your nudie pics and has been spreading them around, Internet. Sure, things have died down a bit and people have stopped talking about it, for the most part, but you just know, one day, someone is going to do a Google image search of your name and everyone is going to hear about it again. The lesson is: use real film and build your own darkroom.