Daily Divination for November 27th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the magician, the king of pentacles reversed and the four of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Magician

In the past, you led a very creative life.

Present: The King of Pentacles Reversed

Now, you have become corrupt and are using deception and other underhanded techniques for financial gain.

Future: The Four of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, a whole new world of possibilities will open up for you.

Internet, you were crazy popular on deviantART, but you weren’t making any money selling prints. You’ve decided that you’re going to ripoff other artists to try and become even more popular and, guess what, it’s going to work and you’re not going to get caught! Nice things really do happen to bad people!

Daily Divination for November 16th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the knight of swords reversed, the sun reversed and the four of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Swords Reversed

In the past, you made impulsive mistakes.

Present: The Sun Reversed

Now, you find yourself all alone and unhappy.

Future: The Four of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, things will eventually turn around and you will be able to make new friends.

Internet, all you did was argue with the alpha fedora-wearing brony, that that there was not such thing as a “fake geek”. You didn’t know it would get you extradited from the “Friends of Equestria” fanclub forever. Don’t you worry though, next year the rebut of Sailor Moon starts and you’ll have another chance to appropriate and obsess over a show aimed at little girls. You’ll totally understand it better than them, though. Cartoons are wasted on the youth.

Daily Divination for November 13th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the four of cups reversed, the devil reversed and the high priestess reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Four of Cups Reversed

In the past, you made new friends all the time.

Present: The Devil Reversed

Now, you’ve decided to refocus your energies on attaining enlightenment.

Future: The High Priestess Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be unsuccessful in your efforts to attain enlightenment.

Internet, you spent much of your past internet life amassing twitter followers. Now you’re trying to have meaningful conversations with them. It won’t happen.