Daily Divination for November 6th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the five of pentacles the knight of wands and the three of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Pentacles

In the past, you had very little money.

Present: The Knight of Wands

Now, you are leaving to embark on a journey.

Future: The Three of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will become engaged in a new enterprise.

Internet, you tried to make money making artisan meme t-shirts, but the people that wanted them couldn’t afford them. You’re moving back home to work on your dad’s bean farm. You’ll discover a new use for beans and be very successful in a new bean business.

Daily Divination for October 7th, 2012

Alright, so the world didn’t end today. What are you gonna do? Sue me?

a three card tarot spread with the knight of wands, the queen of wands reversed and the three of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Wands

In the past, you went on a long journey to escape your troubles.

Present: The Queen of Wands Reversed

Now, you find yourself in a strange land with people whose way of life you find disgusting.

Future: The Three of Swords Reversed

In things continue in this way, you will find yourself alienated from your fellow man and unable to cope.

Internet, you decided to turn off your computer and go outside, but you found out that the outdoors is filled with active people, like, jogging and stuff. You find it really annoying and you’d go back inside, but you’ve locked yourself out. You’d call a locksmith, but your crippling social anxiety disorder prevents you from using a phone.