Daily Divination for November 7th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the queen of wands reversed, death reversed and the three of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Queen of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were plagued by jealousy in your relationships.

Present: Death Reversed

Now, you find that you’re stuck in a rut that you’re unable to get out of.

Future: The Three of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you develop a trade that you are quite skilled in.

Internet, how dare your best friend crush on Starbuck? Doesn’t he know that she’s yours? Anyway, since you found out that he likes her, you just can’t seem to bring yourself to write anymore slash fiction about her. You’re loosing your internet audience! Don’t worry though, you’re going to have an epiphany soon and discover a new form of fan fiction that no one have ever thought of yet!

Daily Divination for October 7th, 2012

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Alright, so the world didn’t end today. What are you gonna do? Sue me?

a three card tarot spread with the knight of wands, the queen of wands reversed and the three of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Wands

In the past, you went on a long journey to escape your troubles.

Present: The Queen of Wands Reversed

Now, you find yourself in a strange land with people whose way of life you find disgusting.

Future: The Three of Swords Reversed

In things continue in this way, you will find yourself alienated from your fellow man and unable to cope.

Internet, you decided to turn off your computer and go outside, but you found out that the outdoors is filled with active people, like, jogging and stuff. You find it really annoying and you’d go back inside, but you’ve locked yourself out. You’d call a locksmith, but your crippling social anxiety disorder prevents you from using a phone.