Daily Divination or November 23rd, 2012

Modified: Category: Daily Divination Tags: , , , Comments: 0
a three card tarot spread with the two of cups, the devil and death reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Cups

In the past, you got married to a very good friend.

Present: The Devil

Now, you are feeling tempted by another person with possibly evil intentions.

Future: Death Reversed

If things continue along this path, your life will falter and stagnate.

Internet, you entire guild should up in-game to attend your online wedding to your internet sweetheart. Things have been really good with your cyber spouse, but you’ve met a sexy new avatar that’s drawing your attentions away from your loved one. This new person is possibly just trolling you, but you still feel excitement every time your chat with them. Is it worth it to pursue this new relationship when will destroy your old one? No. Neither of these online-only relationships are worth anything. Go outside, you weirdo.

Daily Divination for November 19th, 2012

Modified: Category: Daily Divination Tags: , , , Comments: 0
a three card tarot spread with death reversed, the seven of pentacles reversed and the queen of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Death Reversed

In the past, you were slow to change.

Present: The Seven of Pentacles Reversed

Now, you find yourself out of money and anxious.

Future: The Queen of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will become a quick-tempered and narrow-minded person.

Internet, you just can’t handle the Web 2.0. You liked Web 0.63. You liked blinking text and “under construction” signs. You loved animated .gifs. These youngins don’t know from the internets. With their tumblrs and their instagrams and their stupid haircuts. They make you sick.

Daily Divination for November 7th, 2012

Modified: Category: Daily Divination Tags: , , , Comments: 0
a three card tarot spread with the queen of wands reversed, death reversed and the three of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Queen of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were plagued by jealousy in your relationships.

Present: Death Reversed

Now, you find that you’re stuck in a rut that you’re unable to get out of.

Future: The Three of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you develop a trade that you are quite skilled in.

Internet, how dare your best friend crush on Starbuck? Doesn’t he know that she’s yours? Anyway, since you found out that he likes her, you just can’t seem to bring yourself to write anymore slash fiction about her. You’re loosing your internet audience! Don’t worry though, you’re going to have an epiphany soon and discover a new form of fan fiction that no one have ever thought of yet!