Daily Divination for December 14th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with justice reversed, the queen of cups reversed and the nine of pentacles reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Justice Reversed

In the past, you were the victim of false accusations.

Present: The Queen of Cups Reversed

Now, a dishonorable person is making your life hard.

Future: The Nine of Pentacles Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will lose friends and be threatened with violence.

Internet, someone is accused you of stealing their Cloudsong, but you totally didn’t do it. Now, this person is being annoying, screaming, following you around and threatening you with all kinds of horrible things. Good thing you can always log off of Dark Age of Camelot to escape the insanity, but you always start missing your online friends when you do.

 

Daily Divination for December 13th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the nine of swords reversed, the hermit and the hanged man reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Swords Reversed

In the past, you were shamed by slanderous gossip.

Present: The Hermit

Now, you’ve withdrawn from society.

Future: The Hanged Man Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will become even more guarded with your feelings.

Internet, someone photoshopped a picture of you to look like you were doing something scandalous and you can’t convince anyone on Facebook that the picture isn’t real. You’re going to have to quit Facebook and delete most of your personal information of the internet to escape this one.

 

Daily Divination for December 12th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the wheel of fortune, the four of wands reversed and the six of pentacles reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Wheel of Fortune

In the past, you believe that you had a special destiny.

Present: The Four of Wands Reversed

Now, you are feeling very insecure.

Future: The Six of Pentacles Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be indebted to many others.

Internet, you had childhood dreams of being a super astronaut, but you also had a dream of eating all the candy. You hate your body now. Your friends and family re going to pool their resources together and get you gastric bypass surgery, but you’re going to feel like a jerk forever because you won’t be able to pay them back

Daily Divination for December 11th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the four of pentacles reversed, the king of wands reversed and the star reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Four of Pentacles Reversed

In the past, you had a hard time getting ahead money-wise.

Present: The King of Wands Reversed

Now, you are finding yourself in a very severe situation.

Future: The Star Reversed

If things continue along this path, your life will be one of bad luck and disappointment.

Internet, nobody cares about your sad little life and therefore nobody cares about your sad little vlogs. You’re never going to get enough views to make a living off of making vlogs, so you better just stop now, before your life becomes a total mess.

Daily Divination for December 10th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the eight of swords reversed, the knight of pentacles and the tower reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Eight of Swords Reversed

In the past, you suffered through a deep depression.

Present: The Page of Pentacles

Now, you have a desire to learn new things.

Future: The Tower Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be stuck in an unhappy situation.

Internet, I know it sucks that you didn’t win the Lord of the Rings trivia contest, but spending all your time reading Tolkien’s work over and over again isn’t going to do you any good. Go outside and play or something.

Daily Divination for December 9th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread wit the seven of swords, death and the eight of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Seven of Swords

In the past, you had lots of hopes and dreams. You liked making plans for the future.

Present: Death

Now, the has been an unexpected change in your life. You have had a string of bad luck.

Future: The Eight of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, your life will turn around yet again and you will achieve true happiness.

Internet, sometimes Bejeweled gives you the gem you need and sometimes it doesn’t.