Daily Divination for November 24th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the seven of pentacles reversed, the seven of wands and the high priestess
Past Present Future

Past: The Seven of Pentacles Reversed

In the past, a large loss of money caused you great anxiety.

Present: The Seven of Wands

Now, you have overcome your past troubles to gain success.

Future: The High Priestess

If things continue like this into the future, you will gain much knowledge and people will look to you as a teacher.

Internet, you spent way too much on Farmville microstransactions and you went broke. You have since turned things around and created a schedule and a budget plan for playing Farmville. You’ve started a blog about your playing strategy and, in the future, people are going to look to it as a great resource.

Daily Divination for November 19th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with death reversed, the seven of pentacles reversed and the queen of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Death Reversed

In the past, you were slow to change.

Present: The Seven of Pentacles Reversed

Now, you find yourself out of money and anxious.

Future: The Queen of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will become a quick-tempered and narrow-minded person.

Internet, you just can’t handle the Web 2.0. You liked Web 0.63. You liked blinking text and “under construction” signs. You loved animated .gifs. These youngins don’t know from the internets. With their tumblrs and their instagrams and their stupid haircuts. They make you sick.