Daily Divination for December 2nd, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the sun, the ten of wands and the six of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Sun

In the past, you experience a great many wonderful loves and meaningful friendships.

Present: The Ten of Wands

Now, you feel overburdened with the pressure to preform well.

Future: The Six of Swords Reversed

If things continue along along this path, you will find yourself in a stalemate and unable to solve your problems.

Internet, you were quite popular on facebook, that is, until they forced everyone to use timeline and your followers became so annoyed with it that they jumped ship and went to Google+ and Tumblr. Now, you are trying to build up your audience again at these new  venues, but you find that you don’t have the patience for this type of thing that you used to have. You’re never going to be an internet idol ever again, but don’t worry, real life is better anyway.

Daily Divination for December 1st, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the page of wands reversed, the knight of swords and the lovers
Past Present Future

Past: The Page of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were reluctant to make decisions.

Present: The Knight of Swords

Now, you have become brave and you rush into danger without fear.

Future: The Lovers

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself beginning a new romance.

Internet, in the past you were afraid of people that you were attracted to. You always felt that when they felt that when they found out that you had an entire room full of Gundam Wing  action figure that they would get scared off and reject. Lately, though, you’ve been starting off your conversations with new people  by talking about your collection and, one day, this will help you meet a person that loves Gundam just as much as you and you will fall in love with each other.

Daily Divination for November 30th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace of pentacles, the four of cups and judgement
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Pentacles

In the past, you were very happy and had lots of money.

Present: The Four of Cups

Now, you have grown weary and you feel disappointed all the time.

Future: Judgement

If things continue along this path, you will be made to pay for your past crimes.

Internet, you didn’t chose the rogue life, the rogue life chose you. You have amassed a large sum of ill-gotten gold, but lately it your vast wealth isn’t making you happy anymore. Perhaps it’s because you can only buy fictional things with fictional money. Anyhoo, eventually the characters you robbed are going to gang up on you and take their stuff back.

Daily Divination for November 29th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the hierophant reversed, the eight of wands and the nine of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Hierophant Reversed

In the past, you were betrayed by a person you regarded as wise.

Present: The Eight of Wands

Now, you find yourself making hasty decisions.

Future: The Nine of Wands Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will face obstacles and adversity.

Internet, the sysop doesn’t always know everything, but arguing with them is a good way to get banned. Have fun trying to start over with Trade Wars on anther BBS.

Daily Divination for November 28th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace o cups reversed, the page of swords reversed and the six of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Cups Reversed

In the past, your home life was plagued with instability.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, you are suffering through an illness.

Future: The Six of Swords

If things continue along this path, you will attempt to escape your past troubles by going on a long journey.

Internet, I know having a cold can be a terrible thing, but, really, it’s no excuse for foregoing your plan to move out of your mom’s basement and escape her constant criticism. Come on, you can do it, Internet. I believe in you!

 

Daily Divination for November 27th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the magician, the king of pentacles reversed and the four of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Magician

In the past, you led a very creative life.

Present: The King of Pentacles Reversed

Now, you have become corrupt and are using deception and other underhanded techniques for financial gain.

Future: The Four of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, a whole new world of possibilities will open up for you.

Internet, you were crazy popular on deviantART, but you weren’t making any money selling prints. You’ve decided that you’re going to ripoff other artists to try and become even more popular and, guess what, it’s going to work and you’re not going to get caught! Nice things really do happen to bad people!