Daily Divination for November 6th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the five of pentacles the knight of wands and the three of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Pentacles

In the past, you had very little money.

Present: The Knight of Wands

Now, you are leaving to embark on a journey.

Future: The Three of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will become engaged in a new enterprise.

Internet, you tried to make money making artisan meme t-shirts, but the people that wanted them couldn’t afford them. You’re moving back home to work on your dad’s bean farm. You’ll discover a new use for beans and be very successful in a new bean business.

Daily Divination for November 5th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of cups reversed, the page of pentacles and the four of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Cups Reversed

In the past, you experienced a period of overindulgence in you vices.

Present: The Page of Pentacles

Now, you find yourself entering a period of self-reflection.

Future: The Four of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself achieving a life of harmony and balance.

Internet, I know it’s been hard not to look at cute pictures of kittens all day, like you used to, but you’re actually using some of your time to do useful things now and you’ll thank yourself later for it.

Daily Divination for November 4th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the wheel of fortune reversed, the three of wands and the eight of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Wheel of Fortune Reversed

In the past, unexpected events cause you to fail at your goals.

Present: The Three of Wands

Now, you’ve learned to plan for he worst case scenario and your business negotiations have been more successful as a result.

Future: The Eight of Cups

Unfortunately, even though you have become better at planning your future plans will en in disappointment.

Internet, you can never know just when a hard drive is going to fail. That’s why it’s a good idea to backup your most important information in more than one spot. Of course, if that information you re backing up was never useful in the first place, then this point is moot.

Daily Divination for November 2nd, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the high priestess, the ten of swords reversed and temperance
Past Present Future

Past: The High Priestess

In the past, you relied on wisdom and logic. You were almost emotionless in your decision making.

Present: The Ten of Swords Reversed

Now, you are seeing a temporary financial gain. You don’t know what you’re going to do for money when your current situation ends.

Future: Temperance

If things continue this way, you will seek balance and moderation in your life.

Internet, Spock was your favourite Star Trek character. You modeled your life after his. The only problem is that your coldness turn other people off. You’ll need to learn to balance your logic and your emotions, if you want to continue to be successful in life.

Daily Divination for November 1st, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of swords reversed, the page of swords reversed and the nine of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Swords Reversed

In the past, you have some treacherous and disloyal friends.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, all of your past friends’ lies have been revealed, but you still feel powerless.

Future: The Nine of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will be able to move on from your past difficulties and get on with your life.

Internet, it turns out that most of your twitter followers were actually bots following you because of your overuse of hashtags. You feel upset, because most of your tweet have just been you shouting into a void. You’ll get some real followers eventually, but it might take a while.