Daily Divination for November 12th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the seven of swords reversed, the ace of pentacles reversed and the six of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Seven of Swords Reversed

In the past, you got into many arguments.

Present: The Ace of Pentacles Reversed

Now, even though you have vast material wealth, you find yourself feeling unfulfilled.

Future: The Six of Cups Reversed

In things continue like this into the future, your future plans will result in failure.

Internet, you can’t win a forum argument. It doesn’t matter how cool your gaming gear is, no one on the forum is going to care, EVER. Just stop trying to impress people you will never meet in real life.

Daily Divination for November 11th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the knight of pentacles reversed, the king of swords reversed and the five of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Pentacles Reversed

In the past, your life lacked direction and purpose.

Present: The King of Swords Reversed

Now, you’ve become a selfish and cruel person.

Future: The Five of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be defeated by your enemies.

Internet, you used to meander around the internet, dabbling in memes and once in a while posting to your photoblog, but now it seems you’ve decided that your purpose on the internet is to be a massive troll. You’ll enjoy bugging people for a while, but, eventually, the internet detectives are going to track you down and bring you to justice.

Daily Divination for November 10th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of cups reversed, the high priestess and the lovers reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Cups Reversed

In the past, you were in an unsatisfactory relationship with a person that didn’t understand you.

Present: The High Priestess

Now, you have started a platonic relationship with a very wise person.

Future: The Lovers Reversed

If things continue in this way into the future, you will experience frustration in your love life.

Internet, your old significant other just couldn’t understand your interest in Warhammer 40,000. Since you’ve ended that relationship, you’ve struck up a friendship with a person that’s way into Dungeons & Dragons, and this new person understands your interests much better. Unfortunately, your new friend has decided to live the life of a celibate and lawful neutral paladin, so you two can never be anything more than friends.

Daily Divination for November 9th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the moon reversed, the emperor reversed and judgement reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Moon Reversed

In the past, you were taken advantage of by a deceptive person.

Present: The Emperor Reversed

Now, you feel indecisive and weak. You are having trouble controlling your emotions.

Future: Judgement Reversed

If things continue like this into the future, you will make hasty decisions and jump to rash conclusions about people.

Internet, you fell for a Nigerian email scam. Now, you don’t have much money left and you don’t know who to trust anymore. You’re going to become increasingly paranoid in the future, and think that everyone is out to get you.

Daily Divination for November 8th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the nine of swords, the nine of pentacles and the king of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Swords

In the past, you quarreled with a loved one regularly.

Present: The Nine of Pentacles

Now, you find yourself in a place of well-being and accomplishment.

Future: The King of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will grow in maturity, others will see you as wise and they will look up to you.

Internet, you would often get into arguments with your guild leader. Now, you realize that the reason he was so hard on you, is because he’s been grooming you to be his second-in-command. One day, you will become a great leader and lead your guild on many glorious raids.

Daily Divination for November 7th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the queen of wands reversed, death reversed and the three of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Queen of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were plagued by jealousy in your relationships.

Present: Death Reversed

Now, you find that you’re stuck in a rut that you’re unable to get out of.

Future: The Three of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you develop a trade that you are quite skilled in.

Internet, how dare your best friend crush on Starbuck? Doesn’t he know that she’s yours? Anyway, since you found out that he likes her, you just can’t seem to bring yourself to write anymore slash fiction about her. You’re loosing your internet audience! Don’t worry though, you’re going to have an epiphany soon and discover a new form of fan fiction that no one have ever thought of yet!