Daily Divination for October 15th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace of swords reversed, the five of pentacles reversed and the five of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Swords Reversed

I the past, you suffered a grave embarrassment, causing you to real into a self-destructive spiral.

Present: The Five of Pentacles Reversed

Now, people are starting to forget about the incident that embarrassed you and you life is starting to get back on track.

Future: The Five of Wands

If things continue along this path, someone is going to bring the embarrassing incident up again, causing further strife in you life.

Someone got a hold of your nudie pics and has been spreading them around, Internet. Sure, things have died down a bit and people have stopped talking about it, for the most part, but you just know, one day, someone is going to do a Google image search of your name and everyone is going to hear about it again. The lesson is: use real film and build your own darkroom.

Daily Divination for October 14th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the six of wands, the ten of pentacles and the king of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Six of Wands

In the past, you were very successful. You conquered every foe that stood in your way.

Present: The Ten of Pentacles

Through your conquest you have gain a very nice home, overall prosperity and a nice family.

Future: The King of Swords

In the future, people will see you as an authority figure and come to you for advice.

Internet, you have done very well for yourself during Dot Com Bubble 2.0 and you’ve used your money to buy yourself a very big house and bagged yourself a beautiful spouse. Years from now, people are going to interview you about your success. Don’t let on that it was just shear dumb luck.

Daily Divination for October 13th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the empress reversed, the moon and the ace of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Empress Reversed

In the past, you were a very anxious person and this caused you to be too scared to act in most situations.

Present: The Moon

At the present, you find that you have grievously deceived which only adds credence to your phobias

Future: The Ace of Wands

Surprisingly, if things continue along this path, you will find yourself having a reawakening and you will begin along a new path.

Internet, the outside world is a scary place and it doesn’t help that your parents recently told you you were going to Disney World, but it was really just a ruse to get you in the car, so that the could take you to the dentist and get your halitosis looked into. Don’t worry, though, because, in the future, you’re going to gain some confidence and be able to venture out on your own and explore the world.

Daily Divination for October 12, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the devil reversed, the ace of cups and the page of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Devil Reversed

In the past, you were freed from a metaphorical jail.

Present: The Ace of Cups

Since finding your freedom, you have become filled with joy and energy.

Future: The Page of Cups

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself seeking higher knowledge.

Internet, you finally were able to quit World of Warcraft and now you find that you have more time for productive and creative things. Since you have freed up a large mount of time, you have decided to apply for a night course at the local college. Good on ya.

Daily Divination for October 11th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the six of pentacles, the knight of cups reversed and the king of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Six of Pentacles

In the past, you have been very generous and given many gifts.

Present: The Knight of Cups Reversed

Recently, you’ve found out that someone you were generous to was being deceptive about how much they needed your help.

Future: The King of Pentacles

If things continue in this manner, you will become more wise in your financial decisions.

Internet, you’ve given money to tonnes of Kickstarter project, in the past, but the most recent project you have donated to just took the money and ran. From now on, you’re going to do your due diligence before giving your hard-earned cash away.

Daily Divination for October 10th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace of cups, the star and the queen of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Swords

In the past, you relied on your sharp wit to get yourself of of sticky situations.

Present: The Star

Now, you have a bright outlook and lots of hope for the future.

Future: The Queen of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will meet a kind-hearted soul that will fall in love with you.

Internet, you are emperor of the Blogosphere. Everyone looks to you for advice and you get bags of swag sent to you all time time. A wonderful goth girl is going to take notice of this and fall in love with you forever,