Daily Divination for November 1st, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of swords reversed, the page of swords reversed and the nine of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Swords Reversed

In the past, you have some treacherous and disloyal friends.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, all of your past friends’ lies have been revealed, but you still feel powerless.

Future: The Nine of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will be able to move on from your past difficulties and get on with your life.

Internet, it turns out that most of your twitter followers were actually bots following you because of your overuse of hashtags. You feel upset, because most of your tweet have just been you shouting into a void. You’ll get some real followers eventually, but it might take a while.

Daily Divination for October 31st, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the sun reversed, the empress and the fool reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Sun Reversed

In the past, you were very lonely and had few friends.

Present: The Empress

Now, a strong woman has entered your life, with whom you share a sisterly bond.

Future: The Fool Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will find that you have made a bad decision and feel that you are unable to proceed with your goals.

Internet, you had an awkward phase that seemed to last an eternity. No one wanted to be around you for a long while. You’ve found a nice woman online that you talk to frequently, but, this being the internet, who knows if she is who she says she is. Actually, it’s going to turn out that’s she’s really one of your enemies and she’s been using your chat sessions to gather personal information about you. On the bright side, you’re going to be turned into a meme, but, on the negative side, all the things about you on the internet are going to harm your chances for future employment.

Daily Divination for October 30th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the eight of wands, the chariot and the ten of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Eight of Wands

In the past, you were rapidly working towards a goal. You may have been pushing yourself too hard, because you became burnt-out.

Present: The Chariot

You’re still pushing yourself hard. You need to realize that you have a need for balance in your life.

Future: The Ten of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will experience interpersonal stress and, possibly, lose some friends.

Internet, you’ve been posting on your blog everyday for several months now and all that work is starting to take it’s toll. Take a little “me” time, so that you don’t get stressed-out and snippy with your loved ones.

Daily Divination for October 29th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of wands, the eight of cups and the hermit reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Wands

In the past, you were quite adept at business negotiations.

Present: The Eight of Cups

Now, you find that the business world no longer interests you, so you’ve abandoned it.

Future: The Hermit Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will suffer from your immature decisions and realize you should not have abandoned your business.

Internet, you made a lot of money selling your startup in Dot Com Bubble 2.0 and you decided that you’d like to retire at 25. Well, it turns out you needed far more money to support your lifestyle than you anticipated and now you’re broke. Too bad your first business’ success was just a fluke.

Daily Divination for October 28th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the page of cups, the five of pentacles and the four of swords
Past Present Future

Past: The Page of Cups

In the past you met a very helpful and loyal friend.

Present: The Five of Pentacles

Now, you find you have suffered a great financial loss and your loyal friend cannot help you.

Future: The Four of Swords

If things continue along this path, you will find that have reached a place of temporary respite, but your friend is not with you.

Internet, chat room friends totally count as real friends, but your internet bill is way too high and there is only one provider in town. You’re going to have to say goodbye to your online-only friend and cancel your internet, unless you want to go bankrupt.

Daily Divination for October 7th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the nine of cups, the world and the six of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Cups

In the past, you were quite good at surmounting obstacles and completely our goals, obtaining financial gain in the process.

Present: The World

Now, you feel as though you are a success. You have achieved all the goals you have set out for yourself.

Future: The Six of Wands Reversed

Unfortunately, your future endevours will be plagued by delays and disloyalty.

Internet, I don’t know how, but you’ve found a way to make money off of Instagram. All of those self-portraits in your bathroom mirror have really paid off… somehow. Unfortunately, all of your internet friends are going to copy your swagger and dilute the market to the point were it’s no longer profitable for you. You’ll have to find another bandwagon to hitch a ride on.