Past: Strength Reversed
In the past, you suffered a major illness that caused you weakness that lasted a long time.
Present: The Two of Cups
Despite your past misfortune, you find yourself deeply in love, now, with a partner that understands you.
Future: Blank
There is no future.
Internet, your ass-mar got the better of you for awhile, but that cute goth chick has finally come around and decided to go to the convention with you. Too bad the world is ending tomorrow.
Past: The Two of Swords
In the past your intuition has served as your main strength. You were able to achieve balance and harmony easily.
Present: The Hanged Man
Today, you find yourself at a stalemate, unable to move forward. Your creative force has been used up.
Future: The Page of Pentacles Reversed
If things do not change, you will find yourself in an unending creative slump, which ends in financial ruin.
Internet, you jumped on the tumblr bandwagon before anybody else and created the best “faces on inanimate objects” blog of all time, but you’re running out of things to put faces on and people are losing interest. Your ad revenue is plummeting. You need to come up with a new idea!
Past: The Emperor
In the past, you have clung to order and deferred to those in a position of authority.
Present: The Five of Wands Reversed
Right now, you trying and failing to imitate those authority figures that you looked up to.
Future: The Chariot Reversed
If things continue on this path, your willpower will be broken and you will be left dejected and powerless.
So, Internet, you were hanging around on a forum and you thought “Hey! Being a mod looks like fun. I’m going to make a forum of my own!”. Well, it isn’t so fun now, is it? These trolls are going to break you, kid. It doesn’t matter how many times you break out the banhammer, you’re never going to achieve order. Just go back to reddit and hang your head in shame.
Past: The Five of Cups
You have experienced a loss in the past that has hurt you greatly. You fail to realize that you haven’t lost everything and you still have some things to feel thankful for.
Present: The Empress
Today, you have been giving into your carnal desires, which, surprisingly, will lead to a birth of new creativity.
Future: The Six of Cups
If this continue on their present course, you will find yourself looking at the past in a pleasant new light and will be able to move forward peacefully.
Internet, your hard drive may have fail, but you still have your thumb drives. You ate a bunch of Jos. Louis and the sugar high gave you a good idea for a new meme. You’ll remember your lost memes fondly, but you’ll realize that using them over and over again was holding you back. It is time to move on, Internet.
Past: The King of Cups Reversed
In the past, diplomacy has failed. You’ve been forced to go against your nurturing nature and act in a destructive manner to meet your goals.
Present: The Three of Wands
Today, you’re looking forward to a journey that may lead to financial gain and an escape from your past woes.
Future: The Four of Swords Reversed
If things continue along this path, you obtain the financial gain that you seek, but you will be haunted by the methods that you used to obtain it.
Basically, Internet, you’ve been trolling your opponents to drive them out crazy and make them quit the internets. You’ve recently moved your blog to a new domain that people will like more, but you will feel ashamed at all the other blogs and people you had to destroy to be successful.
Past: The Two of Pentacles
In the past you have been able to have been able to balance multiple project to creative ends.
Present: The Moon Reversed
In the present, though, you find that your imagination is waning and you struggle to come up with new ideas.
Future: The Three of Swords Reversed
If things continue along this path, you will find that you have lost a great deal of face. You find it hard to move on from this loss.
Basically, internet, you’ve made a lot of interesting memes in the past, but you’re starting to stagnate. You need to stop with the “philosorapt0rs” and the “rage faces” and come up with something new, or everyone is going to think that you’re an idiot, internet.