Daily Divination for October 25th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the hierophant reversed, the ten of pentacles and the four of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Hierophant Reversed

In the past, you wear overly constricted by rules and regulations.

Present: The Ten of Pentacles

Despite your restrictive upbringing, you find yourself now very prosperous.

Future: The Four of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you will find that you become miserly and controlling over your family’s resources.

Internet, you parents wouldn’t let you do anything fun, when you were little, because they were afraid that you were going to get hurt. Now that you have grown up and made a small fortune you are starting to find that you are as controlling over your money as they were over your life. Buy yourself something nice before all that currency gets devalued!

Daily Divination for October 24th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with judgement reversed, the hanged man and the page of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Judgement Reversed

In the past, you managed to slip by and escape punishment for you misdeeds.

Present: The Hanged Man

But, now, your past has caught up to you and you will be made to answer for you actions.

Future: The Page of Cups Reversed

If things continue along this path, people will view you as a deviant and mistrust you.

Internet, you thought you were so clever with your seven proxies and your aliases, but an internet detective have finally tracked you down and you’re going to be made to pay for all your trolling. Your real name is going to be released and no one is going to like you anymore. neener neener

Daily Divination for October 23rd, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the page of swords reversed, the ten of cups and the five of wands reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Page of Swords Reversed

In the past you knew a person that you later discovered was a fraud.

Present: The Ten of Cups

Now, you’ve overcome your dealings with this unscrupulous to create for yourself a life of love and contentment.

Future: The Five of Wands Reversed

Unfortunately, the horrible person from your past is going to return and trick you yet again.

Internet, you gave a person your Farmville password because they said they could get you lots of gold and special items. It turned out they were lying and they just stole all your cows instead. You’ve only just now gotten your farm back to the way you like it. Unfortunately, you’re going to fall for the same trick again in the future, because you are dumb.

Daily Divination for October 22nd, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the ten of pentacles reversed, the two of wands reversed and the three of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Ten of Pentacles Reversed

You grew up in a poor broken home.

Present: The Two of Wands Reversed

You find yourself, now, full of sadness and unable to overcome your horrible past.

Future: The Three of Cups Reversed

In the future, you will find yourself wasting your money overindulging in various vices.

Internet, you life sucks and it’s not going to get any better. You better just spend all you time and money playing video games.

Daily Divination for October 21st, 2012

a three card tarot spread with the king of pentacles, the star and temperance
Past Present Future

Past: The King of Pentacles

In the past you made several wise investments that paid off handsomely.

Present: The Star

Now, you are happy and full of hope for the future.

Future: Temperance

In the future, there will be a call for you to act in moderation and practice time management.

Internet, the LOTRO lifetime membership was a really good idea. The Riders of Rohan expansion was really great and it looks like the development team has lots of good stuff in store for the future. You just have to make sure that you aren’t playing all the time and you make time for friends and family.

Daily Divination for October 20th, 2012

a three card tarot spread with just,, the high priestess and the two of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: Justice

In the past, everything in you life was harmonious and balanced.

Present: The High Priestess

You find yourself now seeking higher learning.

Future: The Two of Cups Revsersed

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself unsatisfied in love.

Internet, sure, keeping to yourself and learning the abilities and strategy of every Magic: The Gathering card seems like a nice way you time now, but you’re never going to find yourself a person to spend your life with doing it.