Daily Divination for October 13th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the empress reversed, the moon and the ace of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Empress Reversed

In the past, you were a very anxious person and this caused you to be too scared to act in most situations.

Present: The Moon

At the present, you find that you have grievously deceived which only adds credence to your phobias

Future: The Ace of Wands

Surprisingly, if things continue along this path, you will find yourself having a reawakening and you will begin along a new path.

Internet, the outside world is a scary place and it doesn’t help that your parents recently told you you were going to Disney World, but it was really just a ruse to get you in the car, so that the could take you to the dentist and get your halitosis looked into. Don’t worry, though, because, in the future, you’re going to gain some confidence and be able to venture out on your own and explore the world.

Daily Divination for October 12, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the devil reversed, the ace of cups and the page of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Devil Reversed

In the past, you were freed from a metaphorical jail.

Present: The Ace of Cups

Since finding your freedom, you have become filled with joy and energy.

Future: The Page of Cups

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself seeking higher knowledge.

Internet, you finally were able to quit World of Warcraft and now you find that you have more time for productive and creative things. Since you have freed up a large mount of time, you have decided to apply for a night course at the local college. Good on ya.

Daily Divination for October 11th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the six of pentacles, the knight of cups reversed and the king of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Six of Pentacles

In the past, you have been very generous and given many gifts.

Present: The Knight of Cups Reversed

Recently, you’ve found out that someone you were generous to was being deceptive about how much they needed your help.

Future: The King of Pentacles

If things continue in this manner, you will become more wise in your financial decisions.

Internet, you’ve given money to tonnes of Kickstarter project, in the past, but the most recent project you have donated to just took the money and ran. From now on, you’re going to do your due diligence before giving your hard-earned cash away.

Daily Divination for October 10th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ace of cups, the star and the queen of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Ace of Swords

In the past, you relied on your sharp wit to get yourself of of sticky situations.

Present: The Star

Now, you have a bright outlook and lots of hope for the future.

Future: The Queen of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will meet a kind-hearted soul that will fall in love with you.

Internet, you are emperor of the Blogosphere. Everyone looks to you for advice and you get bags of swag sent to you all time time. A wonderful goth girl is going to take notice of this and fall in love with you forever,

Daily Divination for October 9th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the nine of wands reversed, the page of wands and the wheel of fortune reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Wands Reversed

In the past, there have been many obstacles in the way holding you back,

Present: The Page of Wands

Today, you find hat yo have made a trusted and loyal friend that helps you overcome your obstacles.

Future: The Wheel of Fortune Reversed

But, in the future, it looks like you will be unable to overcome your obstacles and you will suffer an ill fate.

Internet, you switched over to Windows Vista in that past and this was a very bad idea. Vista was buggy as all get out. You upgraded to Windows 7 as soon as you could. You’re going to do the same with Windows 8. This will be a bad idea. Windows 8 is going to be buggy as all get out.

Daily Divination for October 8th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the ten of pentacles reversed, the seven of cups reversed and the fool reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Ten of Pentacles Reversed

In the past you have made poor financial decisions and lost a great deal of money.

Present: The Seven of Cups Reversed

Now, you have turned things around and are started to attain the things that you desire.

Future: The Fool Reversed

If things continue along this course, you past failures will cause you to be hesitant with your decisions and you will start losing the ground you have since gained.

Internet, you bought facebook shares. This was a very bad idea. You lost all the money. You have since started making better decision, but you’ve become risk averse. I’m here to tell you that, yes, starting a tumblr all about shark attacks is a good idea.