Daily Divination for November 8th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the nine of swords, the nine of pentacles and the king of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Nine of Swords

In the past, you quarreled with a loved one regularly.

Present: The Nine of Pentacles

Now, you find yourself in a place of well-being and accomplishment.

Future: The King of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will grow in maturity, others will see you as wise and they will look up to you.

Internet, you would often get into arguments with your guild leader. Now, you realize that the reason he was so hard on you, is because he’s been grooming you to be his second-in-command. One day, you will become a great leader and lead your guild on many glorious raids.

Daily Divination for November 7th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the queen of wands reversed, death reversed and the three of pentacles
Past Present Future

Past: The Queen of Wands Reversed

In the past, you were plagued by jealousy in your relationships.

Present: Death Reversed

Now, you find that you’re stuck in a rut that you’re unable to get out of.

Future: The Three of Pentacles

If things continue along this path, you develop a trade that you are quite skilled in.

Internet, how dare your best friend crush on Starbuck? Doesn’t he know that she’s yours? Anyway, since you found out that he likes her, you just can’t seem to bring yourself to write anymore slash fiction about her. You’re loosing your internet audience! Don’t worry though, you’re going to have an epiphany soon and discover a new form of fan fiction that no one have ever thought of yet!

Daily Divination for November 6th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the five of pentacles the knight of wands and the three of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Pentacles

In the past, you had very little money.

Present: The Knight of Wands

Now, you are leaving to embark on a journey.

Future: The Three of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will become engaged in a new enterprise.

Internet, you tried to make money making artisan meme t-shirts, but the people that wanted them couldn’t afford them. You’re moving back home to work on your dad’s bean farm. You’ll discover a new use for beans and be very successful in a new bean business.

Daily Divination for November 5th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the three of cups reversed, the page of pentacles and the four of wands
Past Present Future

Past: The Three of Cups Reversed

In the past, you experienced a period of overindulgence in you vices.

Present: The Page of Pentacles

Now, you find yourself entering a period of self-reflection.

Future: The Four of Wands

If things continue along this path, you will find yourself achieving a life of harmony and balance.

Internet, I know it’s been hard not to look at cute pictures of kittens all day, like you used to, but you’re actually using some of your time to do useful things now and you’ll thank yourself later for it.

Daily Divination for November 2nd, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the high priestess, the ten of swords reversed and temperance
Past Present Future

Past: The High Priestess

In the past, you relied on wisdom and logic. You were almost emotionless in your decision making.

Present: The Ten of Swords Reversed

Now, you are seeing a temporary financial gain. You don’t know what you’re going to do for money when your current situation ends.

Future: Temperance

If things continue this way, you will seek balance and moderation in your life.

Internet, Spock was your favourite Star Trek character. You modeled your life after his. The only problem is that your coldness turn other people off. You’ll need to learn to balance your logic and your emotions, if you want to continue to be successful in life.

Daily Divination for November 1st, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of swords reversed, the page of swords reversed and the nine of cups
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Swords Reversed

In the past, you have some treacherous and disloyal friends.

Present: The Page of Swords Reversed

Now, all of your past friends’ lies have been revealed, but you still feel powerless.

Future: The Nine of Cups

If things continue in this way, you will be able to move on from your past difficulties and get on with your life.

Internet, it turns out that most of your twitter followers were actually bots following you because of your overuse of hashtags. You feel upset, because most of your tweet have just been you shouting into a void. You’ll get some real followers eventually, but it might take a while.