Past: The Fool
In the past, you began an exciting adventure.
Present: The Four of Swords
Now, you are seeking solitude and peace and quiet.
Future: The Page of Swords
I things continue along this path, you find that you have become adept at puzzle solving.
Internet, you love you some adventure games. In fact, you sit around all day in your grandmama’s basement playing them. You going to become really good at finding the blue key, but also become really bad at real life.
Past: The Emperor Reversed
In the past, you acted very immaturely and inflicted your negative emotions on others.
Present: The Nine of Cups Reversed
Now, you’ve come into conflict with another and there a providing opposition to your selfish lifestyle.
Future: The Three of Cups
If things continue along this path, you and the person you have come into conflict with will make amends and resolve your dispute.
Internet, many times while playing online games you have logged out during a mission, much to your guild leader’s ire. Your guild leader is getting very close to expelling you. You better shape up and become a team player to make things right with him.
Past: The Seven of Pentacles Reversed
In the past, a large loss of money caused you great anxiety.
Present: The Seven of Wands
Now, you have overcome your past troubles to gain success.
Future: The High Priestess
If things continue like this into the future, you will gain much knowledge and people will look to you as a teacher.
Internet, you spent way too much on Farmville microstransactions and you went broke. You have since turned things around and created a schedule and a budget plan for playing Farmville. You’ve started a blog about your playing strategy and, in the future, people are going to look to it as a great resource.
Past: The Two of Cups
In the past, you got married to a very good friend.
Present: The Devil
Now, you are feeling tempted by another person with possibly evil intentions.
Future: Death Reversed
If things continue along this path, your life will falter and stagnate.
Internet, you entire guild should up in-game to attend your online wedding to your internet sweetheart. Things have been really good with your cyber spouse, but you’ve met a sexy new avatar that’s drawing your attentions away from your loved one. This new person is possibly just trolling you, but you still feel excitement every time your chat with them. Is it worth it to pursue this new relationship when will destroy your old one? No. Neither of these online-only relationships are worth anything. Go outside, you weirdo.
Past: The Knight of Cups Reversed
In the past, you faced many challenges bravely.
Present: The Devil Reversed
Now, you find that your period of struggle is over and you are beginning on a path to enlightenment.
Future: The Two of Cups Reversed
If things continue along this path, your relationship will become troubled.
Internet, you started off as a warrior class, now you want to change to a mage class, but if you don’t stop playing Dungeons and Dragons all day and start paying attention to your significant other, you’re going to end up as a lonely class.
Past: The Page of Swords Reversed
In the past, you suffered through a long illness.
Present: The Ace of Wands Reversed
Now, you find yourself feeling helpless and you have to cancel your plans for the future.
Future: The Two of Pentacles Reversed
If things continue along this path, you will find yourself reading many books.
Internet, you ate some many Taco Bell® Doritos® Locos Tacos Supremes that you now weigh over a ton and can’t get out of bed. You wash yourself with a rag on a stick. You’re going to spend a lot of your future reading comic books in bed while a nurse cleans out your folds. It’s everything you could have ever wished for.