Daily Divination for November 14th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the five of wands, the king of pentacles and the moon
Past Present Future

Past: The Five of Wands

In the past, you were unable to get your desires satisfied. There were always obstacles blocking your path.

Present: The King of Pentacles

Now, you’ve made a loyal friend with whom you might want to start a romantic relationship with.

Future: The Moon

If things continue along this path, it will actually turn out that your friend was being deceptive and you will be let heartbroken.

Internet, there were a great many things you would like to be doing on the internet that you can’t because you keep running up against paywalls. No matter, you’ve made yourself an in real life friend, who will keep your mind off of the internet and its many wonders… Actually, no they won’t. They just want to be your friend so that you will let your guard down and give them the opportunity to steal your priceless action figures.

Daily Divination for November 13th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the four of cups reversed, the devil reversed and the high priestess reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Four of Cups Reversed

In the past, you made new friends all the time.

Present: The Devil Reversed

Now, you’ve decided to refocus your energies on attaining enlightenment.

Future: The High Priestess Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be unsuccessful in your efforts to attain enlightenment.

Internet, you spent much of your past internet life amassing twitter followers. Now you’re trying to have meaningful conversations with them. It won’t happen.

 

Daily Divination for November 12th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the seven of swords reversed, the ace of pentacles reversed and the six of cups reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Seven of Swords Reversed

In the past, you got into many arguments.

Present: The Ace of Pentacles Reversed

Now, even though you have vast material wealth, you find yourself feeling unfulfilled.

Future: The Six of Cups Reversed

In things continue like this into the future, your future plans will result in failure.

Internet, you can’t win a forum argument. It doesn’t matter how cool your gaming gear is, no one on the forum is going to care, EVER. Just stop trying to impress people you will never meet in real life.

Daily Divination for November 11th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the knight of pentacles reversed, the king of swords reversed and the five of swords reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Knight of Pentacles Reversed

In the past, your life lacked direction and purpose.

Present: The King of Swords Reversed

Now, you’ve become a selfish and cruel person.

Future: The Five of Swords Reversed

If things continue along this path, you will be defeated by your enemies.

Internet, you used to meander around the internet, dabbling in memes and once in a while posting to your photoblog, but now it seems you’ve decided that your purpose on the internet is to be a massive troll. You’ll enjoy bugging people for a while, but, eventually, the internet detectives are going to track you down and bring you to justice.

Daily Divination for November 10th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the two of cups reversed, the high priestess and the lovers reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Two of Cups Reversed

In the past, you were in an unsatisfactory relationship with a person that didn’t understand you.

Present: The High Priestess

Now, you have started a platonic relationship with a very wise person.

Future: The Lovers Reversed

If things continue in this way into the future, you will experience frustration in your love life.

Internet, your old significant other just couldn’t understand your interest in Warhammer 40,000. Since you’ve ended that relationship, you’ve struck up a friendship with a person that’s way into Dungeons & Dragons, and this new person understands your interests much better. Unfortunately, your new friend has decided to live the life of a celibate and lawful neutral paladin, so you two can never be anything more than friends.

Daily Divination for November 9th, 2012

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a three card tarot spread with the moon reversed, the emperor reversed and judgement reversed
Past Present Future

Past: The Moon Reversed

In the past, you were taken advantage of by a deceptive person.

Present: The Emperor Reversed

Now, you feel indecisive and weak. You are having trouble controlling your emotions.

Future: Judgement Reversed

If things continue like this into the future, you will make hasty decisions and jump to rash conclusions about people.

Internet, you fell for a Nigerian email scam. Now, you don’t have much money left and you don’t know who to trust anymore. You’re going to become increasingly paranoid in the future, and think that everyone is out to get you.